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TOP 16 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR

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	TOP 16 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

Pass My Shotgun

Psychotic Mood Shift

Perpetual Munching Spree

Puffy Mid-Section

People Make Me Sick

Provide Me with Sweets

Pardon My Sobbing

Pimples May Surface

Pass My Sweatpants

Pissy Mood Syndrome

Plainly; Men Suck

Pack My Stuff

Prick Must Suffer

Punish My Spouse

Permanent Menstrual Syndrome.


Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house
knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured
it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the
light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS
LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD
TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$> #@*$!#@!... HOUSE!

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

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