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Great to be a man

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Great to be a man:

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't care if someone notices
your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas
station because this ones just too icky.

Same work...more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.

People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.

One mood, ALL the damn time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act
of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to
something, he or she can still be your
friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the
passenger seat. (not sure about this one!)

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You can quietly watch a game with your
buddy for hours without ever thinking:
"He must be mad at me."

You can drop by to see a friend without
having to bring a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in
the same outfit, you just might become
lifelong friends.

You are not expected to know the names
of more than five colors.

You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in
public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color,
all seasons.

You can do your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished
for 25 relatives on December 24th, in
45 minutes.

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