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NEVER DATE WOMEN UNDER 40
40 thousand dollars a year that is.

ALWAYS OPEN THE CAR DOOR FOR HER
She may scratch your paint with her finger
nails or jewelry if you let her do it herself.

WHEN AT A RESTAURANT, ALWAYS LET HER ORDER FIRST.
That way if her dinner goes over budget you can order
just a glass of water and a salad for yourself.

OFFER TO PUSH IN HER CHAIR FOR HER.
For an unobstructed view down her top.

SUGGEST A ROMANTIC STROLL ON THE BEACH.
It's a hell of a lot cheaper than the movie theater.

ALWAYS KEEP THE CONVERSATION ABOUT HER.
That way she won't find out how boring your life is.

SUGGEST RENTING A ROMANTIC VIDEO
AND GOING BACK TO YOUR PLACE
Not only does it make for an inexpensive evening if
you manage to stay awake through it there's a
good chance you might get lucky.

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