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1.  Mick wants to put a Jim Beam sticker or a Porn Star sticker on his
car, which one will get him more roots?

2.  Spiro has got a big date on Saturday and wants to look ripped in his
skin tight lycra top, how much will he need to bench press at the gym on
Friday night?

3.  Milan wants to go to HOME on Saturday night, how many cousins does he
need to take with him in case he gets thrown out and wants to fight the
bouncers?

4.  How many chicks does Jimmy need to say he scored on the weekend if he
wants to sound cool to his work mates on Monday?

5.  George is going to the STINGERS Underage Disco on Saturday, will he
get in easier if he wears his KAPPA tracksuit or his ADIDAS tracksuit?

6.  If Stella (who is 26 years old) is only allowed to go out for 8 hours
on a weekend and on Friday night she goes out with her 14 cousins to a
Latin Bar for 3 hours, how long can she go to Burwood Road for a coffee on
Sunday night?

7.  Mohamed has 7 children and gets $600 a week from Social Security, if
he goes to the TAB and puts half on a donkey in the 5th race at Rose Hill
that pays 22 to 1 because Ali says it's a fix, how many stolen car stereos
does he need to sell when the horse fails to finish?

8.  Jim has just got a big payout from WorkCover for a bad back, does he:
a) spend the money on a holiday back home to Greece?
b) use the money to renovate his house?
c) go to the Casino and try to double it?

9.  From how far can you hear Ricky Martin being played in Jim's Valiant
if he has just fitted two 500 watt amps and twin 15" subwoofers?

10.  Steve's mates are going to Dee Why for the day, how much gel will he
need to take with him if he goes into the water from a swim and still
wants to look cool after for the carnival later?

11.  If Bazza works in a fruit shop in Blacktown, how much overtime will
he need to do to pay Ali the delivery driver for the hot 18" Simmons
wheels he just scored?

12.  How much faster will Wazza's car go if he colour codes the mirrors,
the brake rotors and windscreen wipers?

13.  Gino has seven stocking garters hanging off his Gemini rear vision
mirror.  How many more weddings will he need to go to until he can't fit
any more on it?

14.  How much better will George's stereo system sound if he puts an
ALPINE sticker on the back window of his Bluebird?

15.  Mohammed wants to drop a burn out at Blacktown McDonald's, how many
RPM will he need to get to before he drops the clutch if his fat cousin is
in the back seat?

16.  Mario is going to HOME on Saturday night, how tight will his new
hipster pants have to be so the door bitch won't check his ID?

17.  If Susan leaves school at 14 to become a Beauty Therapist, how long
will she need to work before she saves enough money to go on a holiday to
Bali?

18.  Bruce and his mates are going to the Kick Boxing fight at PANTHERS,
how many fights will they try and start in the line to Daily Planet
afterwards?

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