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 What is the most most used word in the English Dictionary? SHIT!

 U can b shit faced, shit out of luck or have shit 4 brains. With a
 little
 effort, u can get ur shit 2gether, find a place 4 ur shit.

 U can smoke shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,and tell
 others 2 eat shit & die.

 Sum people know there shit while others can't tell the difference
 between
 shit & shineola.

 There r lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits & sweet shits.

 There is bull shit, horse shit & chicken shit.

 You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit or duck when the shit hits
 the
 fan.

 U can give a shit, or find urself deep in shit or be happier than pig
 in
 shit, sum days u r just plain shitty.

 Sum music sounds like shit, things can look like shit & sum people
 always
 look like shit the morning after.

 U can carry shit, have a mountain of shit or fing urself up shit creek
 without a paddle.

 U can hav 2 much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
 or
 a
 lot of weird shit.

 Sumtimes everything u touch turns 2 shit, & other times u swim in a
 lake
 of
 shit & come out smelling like a rose.

 When u stop 2 consider all the facts, its the basic building block of
 all
 creation. & remember, once u know ur shit u don't need 2 know anything
 else.

 I hope u give a shit!!!

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