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Top 8 Idiots of the Year

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	1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? 

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
intellectual leadership.  He received a $26 million severance package.
Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS 

Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue ten
tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside
them in the police line, shouting "Please come out and give yourself
up."  

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? 

An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and
forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein
the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 

4. THE GETAWAY! 

A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the
money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied
up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until
police showed up and grabbed him. 

5. DID I SAY THAT??? 

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
couldn't control himself during a line-up. When detectives asked man in
the line-up to repeat the words " Give me all your money or I'll  shoot"
The man shouted, "That's not what I said!" 

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? 

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the
doctor asked. "No!", the man shouted, "This is her husband!". 

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! 

In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to
hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and
a finger to simulate a gun but, unfortunately, he failed to keep his
hand in his pocket. (hellllllooooooo!) 

8. THE GRAND FINALE 

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour
east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having
a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand
new 22 ft going. It was very sluggish in almost every 
manoeuvre, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of
trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone
there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed
everything in perfect working condition. The engine 
ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct  guys
jumped in the water to check underneath, he came up choking on water. He
was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER ...THIS IS TRUE... Under the boat,
still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. 

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