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This actually IS true! It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it on the Tonight Show. This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the

He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said
he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding
party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to
the envelopes....

Inside each manila envelope was several 8x10 pictures of his best man
having sex............. with the bride.

He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private
to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" He turned to his
bride and said, "F--- you!", and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
said,.... "I'm out of here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if
nothing was wrong.

His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests
for a wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
And best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and
their entire families.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests.... $32,000
Photographers for the wedding .... $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks.... $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and Best
Man having sex ............. Priceless!

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