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Blonde Jokes

	Q. What's a blonde's mating call?
A. I think I'm drunk.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call ?
A. Has that blonde gone yet?

Q. Why do blondes like tiltable steering wheels?
A. More head room.

Q. What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747

Q. What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A. They both have a black box.

Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A. Shine a torch in her ear!

Q. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A. The back of her head.

Q. What do Blondes say after sex?
A. Thanks Guys.
   Are you boys all in the same band?
   What are your names anyway guys?

Q. How do you tell that a blonde's been using the computer?
A. There's liquid paper on the screen.

Q. Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A. She'd just dyed her hair.

Q. What do Blondes do after sex?
A. Get out of the car.

Q. How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?
A. Kick open the car door.

Q. How do blonde braincells die ?
A. Alone.

Q. Why do Blondes take the pill?
A. So they know what day of the week it is.

Q. Why did the Blonde stop taking the pill?
A. It kept falling out.

Q. What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair black???
A. Artificial intelligence!

Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.

Q. What does a blonde do when she gets up in the morning?
A. She goes home.

Q: Why don't employers give blondes coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to re-train them.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blonde!

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9....

Q: Why do blondes wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the
ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

How about the suicide blonde,
she dyed by her own hand.

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