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Heaven or Hell Mr Gates

	"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one.
I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.
After all, you enormously helped  society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world,and yet you
created that ghastly, awful Windows.
"I'm going to do something I've never done before.
I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference
between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places
briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
"Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!"
Bill ! was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear
waters.There were thousands of beautiful men and women running
around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.
"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to
see heaven."
God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven.
Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing.  It was nice, but surely
not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment
and rendered his decision.
"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
&! gt; "As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire
to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall,
screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being
burned and tortured by demons.
"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is
not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the
beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the Screensaver."

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