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Wiremus Prostate

	Wiremu, a New Zealander, landed at Heathrow to watch the All Blacks and
was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I don't
feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough
examination and informed Wiremu that he had prostate problems,
and that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"

The second Pommy doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

Wiremu was devastated but, with only hours to go before the
All Blacks opening game he found an expat Kiwi doctor and
decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate suckness ey".
"What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu,
"those Pommy bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

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